When you're bored, this is what you do....and if you're just as bored as I am, then you'll respond and give me some answers to my questions..LOL
1. Why does the economy seem to get worse daily instead of better?
2. How does Chipotle get their sour cream to be so thin, when you buy it in the store, it's mad thick and fluffy?!
3. If you feel in love before and had your heart torn, worn, and broken, once your heart is repaired, does it have scars and stretch marks on it?!
4. How come the most people who love to talk about sex, are the least sexiest!?
5. Why do people plan to cheat?!
6. How come people don't wash their hands when they leave the bathroom?! was it not taught at home?!
7. Why did I see like 6 Caucasians running through every neighborhood I drove in last night? Were they running from the cops, or getting their exercise?
8. Why does it seem like Hilary is more excited to be with Obama, than she is to be with Bill?!
9. Have anyone seen a picture of the blackasian Lil lil Wang, I mean Wayne?!
10. Do you think some of the episodes of "How to Catch a Predator" are as funny as I do?
excerpt from a funny episode I saw: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!....You got cool whip, ......and your chasing the cat around...." LMAO that makes me crack up every time.
11. Why do people go to the club to have find others to bring home, and one night stands?!yet we claim the AIDS rate is soooo high!
12. Why does work never get done AT work?!
13. Why can't life always be this easy?!
14. Why do people change their Facebook picture like 5 times a day?!
15. Why do dudes lie to "protect female's feelings"?!
16. Why are bus drivers always so mean?! yet train conductors seem high off of closing the doors on rushing passengers...
17. How come having babies is more important than marriage these days?!
18. Why do the least religious people utter the words "Oh My God!" in times of their need?!!!!
19. Why do people have debates over trying to make weed legal?! you're gonna do it no matter if it's legal or illegal, so just shut up about it already, get high, and stop complaining....
20. Why am I writing these questions when I should be working?!
OK now I'm getting back to work...these are my thoughts for today...thanks for reading
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1. Why does the economy seem to get worse daily instead of better?
Becuz people aren't buying anything and companies aren't producing anything new.
2. How does Chipotle get their sour cream to be so thin, when you buy it in the store, it's mad thick and fluffy?!
Good question. Could it be artificial sour cream flavoring???
3. If you feel in love before and had your heart torn, worn, and broken, once your heart is repaired, does it have scars and stretch marks on it?!
Maybe it needs a bandaid.
4. How come the most people who love to talk about sex, are the least sexiest!?
Its prob the only thing they have going for them. lol
5. Why do people plan to cheat?!
Why do people cheat? lol
6. How come people don't wash their hands when they leave the bathroom?! was it not taught at home?!
I think that just goes for old white guys because I am yet to be i a bathroom and witness one wash his hands. Hell, I doubt if they even wipe their ass.
7. Why did I see like 6 Caucasians running through every neighborhood I drove in last night? Were they running from the cops, or getting their exercise?
I don't know but I Think they know something that we don't. They look like toothpicks gliding down the street.
8. Why does it seem like Hilary is more excited to be with Obama, than she is to be with Bill?!
She trying to be his scandal.
9. Have anyone seen a picture of the blackasian Lil lil Wang, I mean Wayne?!
"WeEeEe WeEeEeEe!"
10. Do you think some of the episodes of "How to Catch a Predator" are as funny as I do?
excerpt from a funny episode I saw: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!....You got cool whip, ......and your chasing the cat around...." LMAO that makes me crack up every time.
"Do You Want to Explain Yourself?..." LMFAO
11. Why do people go to the club to have find others to bring home, and one night stands?!yet we claim the AIDS rate is soooo high!
They think they are special.
12. Why does work never get done AT work?!
Thats a genius idea... actually do work... at work. I gotta try that sometime.
13. Why can't life always be this easy?!
"Minus the bullshit, life's great!" Jeezy
14. Why do people change their Facebook picture like 5 times a day?!
To remind them of what they look like.
15. Why do dudes lie to "protect female's feelings"?!
Fear of losing the female... I'm no tjustifying... but you asked for a reason.
16. Why are bus drivers always so mean?! yet train conductors seem high off of closing the doors on rushing passengers...
LOL.. they be pressed.
17. How come having babies is more important than marriage these days?!
These kids don't know a damn thing about long jevity.
18. Why do the least religious people utter the words "Oh My God!" in times of their need?!!!!
Because they finally come to their senses when they are looking him eye to eye.
19. Why do people have debates over trying to make weed legal?! you're gonna do it no matter if it's legal or illegal, so just shut up about it already, get high, and stop complaining....
True, true... Right, right.. Here, you wanna hti this chief?
20. Why am I writing these questions when I should be working?!
Refer to number 12. lol
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